My book cover on amazon kindle.
As nature intended, with no fucking puppies.
My book cover in Germany.
There are no dogs, puppies or pets whatsoever in the novel. However, “Research tells us readers of romantic comedies like puppies, so we put a puppy on the cover.” Yeah, and changed the title from Girl 99 to something meaningless. Thanks.
Frankenconcept
Nobody does it better
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The picture on the right is exactly 18% funnier
We’d intended to use a track from ‘Oh Brother Where Art Thou’, but it was nose-bleedingly expensive. Financial necessity led us to this gem from Shirley Temple. Much better.
I’ll have mine well done, please
my first telly ad
